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Blog 08/29/25

Today we put Warren on a dog leash and walked him around the office making him eat trash. It was so funny, Mopar couldn't even speak he was laughing so hard. He got really into it and started barking and licking himself, he even pissed all over himself. We've got him tied to a tree outside the office, we don't intend on letting him back in anytime soon. It's just too funny

Blog 09/02/25

Burnout got out again. We went to his room and there was nothing but handcuffs and an empty bag of 2C-E. We don't know where he could have gone, but if he left Hzistan it may be impossible to get him back.

Blog 09/07/25

Today we began preparing for our declaration of war against the United States. It will be a long, hard battle but we firmly believe we will win. Our citizens / military are all extremely efficient with firearms. Burnout also returned, we aren't sure where he went, but he is a massive asset in our war. He is an expert war criminal and has committed numerous atrocities against Bosnians. We hope those translate to our war of Independence.